A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)
via reddit.com
Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
Am I glad god's in his heaven, and that we're down here and that all's right with the world and that we're in heaven down here and that we're in his heaven and I just remembered we're down here
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
the ten commandments
- thog don't caare
- if it sucks hit da bricks
- play the cards i'm given
- pobody's nerfect
- this mess is a place
- fuck it we ball
- it's so over
- we're so back
- what if the world was made of pudding
- there is good in every day
Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.
I can name 20 books without sex scenes in them not even trying
To a non-american, every Marvel movie is a 3-hour foreign film. Think before you post.
when i reblog posts about mutuals i mean all my followers and all the people i follow that don't follow me back too btw. i mean everyone
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
Mr. Beast getting a handjob
FIRST PERSON TO TOUCH MY WEINER WINS $1 MIL
Take the pants off
bet
*takes The Pants™ off*
*gives you $1 mil*
Yayayayaa
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

















